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"There is a small, but very interesting group of fishes called the pearlfishes. These fishes live in the ass of sea cucumbers. Yes, this is not a joke: just like hermit crabs use empty shells as cover, the little pearlfish hide in the anal cavity of sea cucumbers, a group of invertebrates related to sea urchins and sea stars. Hard to say who has the worst part of the deal: the fish which live in a, relative to their own size, truly giant ass, or the sea cucumber which has someone residing in its butt. Fish party conversation sample one: "Where do you live?" "Ah, in the sea cucumbers’ ass. The cucumber is well armored, so nobody can eat me while i’m in there. Plus, you know, the rent is cheap.". Insert awkward pause in conversation here. "Aha." Another Awkward pause. "Maybe you’d like to come over sometimes, check out my ass?" "Sure. Excuse me for a minute while I grab more chips." Sometimes mated pairs of pearlfish are found in one sea cucumber ass. Fish party sample conversation two: "Hey…it’s getting late. Do you want to come home with me? I live in a cozy sea cucumber ass…". And imagine what the sea cucumber - if it had anything like a brain capable of producing language instead of its net-like echinoderm nervous system - would think about such romantic activity in its bowels! "Oh, man, I hate it if that guy living in my ass brings a girl home. I can’t sleep with all that ruckus going on back there."" - Klaus M. Stiefel from Sex, Drugs, and Scuba Diving
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trynottodrown:

"There is a small, but very interesting group of fishes called the pearlfishes. These fishes live in the ass of sea cucumbers. Yes, this is not a joke: just like hermit crabs use empty shells as cover, the little pearlfish hide in the anal cavity of sea cucumbers, a group of invertebrates related to sea urchins and sea stars. Hard to say who has the worst part of the deal: the fish which live in a, relative to their own size, truly giant ass, or the sea cucumber which has someone residing in its butt. Fish party conversation sample one: "Where do you live?" "Ah, in the sea cucumbers’ ass. The cucumber is well armored, so nobody can eat me while i’m in there. Plus, you know, the rent is cheap.". Insert awkward pause in conversation here. "Aha." Another Awkward pause. "Maybe you’d like to come over sometimes, check out my ass?" "Sure. Excuse me for a minute while I grab more chips." Sometimes mated pairs of pearlfish are found in one sea cucumber ass. Fish party sample conversation two: "Hey…it’s getting late. Do you want to come home with me? I live in a cozy sea cucumber ass…". And imagine what the sea cucumber - if it had anything like a brain capable of producing language instead of its net-like echinoderm nervous system - would think about such romantic activity in its bowels! "Oh, man, I hate it if that guy living in my ass brings a girl home. I can’t sleep with all that ruckus going on back there."" - Klaus M. Stiefel from Sex, Drugs, and Scuba Diving

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